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Big specky spotty smelly Simon, wae boils aw over his back nae doubt! Aye, Simon Gonnae leap up on the sideboard and lick yer baws?! Cheeky local kids neds are monopolizing the local park, so Winston decides to create a garden as a peaceful retreat.

Jack and Victor are kept busy when their friend Ronnie gets committed Jack and Victor decide to offer a helping hand to their recently-widowed friend Bert, who seems incapable of looking after himself.

Winston, on the other hand, is certainly helping himself Rating: 8. Now she waits on him round the clock, because she got fond of auld, Bert's, cock" "A pot under the bed?

How wits in it? A plant ya clown! Words don't come easy, but the world of books and a certain lady librarian have got Tam and Winston all of a-fluster. Yankee happy pills are proving more of a temptation to Jack and Victor though after they bump into their old pal Stuart. A love comin' in here it's a rare laugh" "Naw, naw, cuttin' aboot feelin' smashin' TV 27 min Comedy.

Victor feels the need to get away from it all and when he hears that Danny's wife is selling Danny's old car, he jumps at the chance to buy it, even though it involves having to outbid It's rainin', and am steamin'".

A money-lender appears at Craiglang and finds no shortage of willing customers. Jack and Victor are in the money too, not, as Isa believes, because they have 'tapped' money from the lender The workmen on the new building site are spending a lot of money on food and lining the pockets of take-away entrepreneur Vince, 'the Clydeside Poisoner'.

With Navid away at his brother's To celebrate sixty years of friendship Jack and Victor go out for a meal but it costs the Earth and prompts them to lament the passing of the good old days. As it happens these are being Is it a fox rummaging around in the waste bins at the back of Navid's shop?

No, it's Pete the Jakey, the slovenly town drunk of Craiglang. It's a surprise to everyone then when he turns up Isa's husband Harry Drennan re-appears and, as she wants none of him, she gets Winston to pretend to be her boyfriend. Whilst Victor and his son have little in common Jack gets a tape from Jack and Victor have crossed the Big Pond to stay with Fiona and are taking in all the tourist attractions - as well as the tacky souvenirs.

With such an improved life-style why would Back from Canada, life in Craiglang seems really mundane to Jack and Victor, who consider taking up a hobby, such as enrolling for the First Aid Course at Glasgow University's night school Osprey Heights has suddenly become the venue for a card school and tight-fisted Tam has won disabled Joe's disability scooter from him in a card game.

Jack and Victor set out to win it back The neds are getting out of hand and need to be taught a little respect for their elders so Jack and Victor enlist the services of their hard man friend 'Big Yin' Innes. There is only one For decades reclusive Archie has hidden himself away from the world but now there is no hiding place as the council are due to demolish his house.

Jack and Victor take him under their The future looks bleak for Winston's leg. Victor pretends to be ill so his son will visit him and Isa meets a psychic in the Clansman and tells her she'll be run over with a car but Navid and everyone make a joke out of it.

Envy turns to bewilderment and then concern when Jack and Victor see their friend Wullie dating the considerably younger Rena and the rumours start to fly that she wants to kill him for his Winston expresses an interest in moving to Finport by the sea, which he believes to be a playground for merry widows.

Jack and Victor go with Isa to visit her recently-widowed friend Ella, who looks like Ken Dodd and whose husband was hired as a wedding chauffeur the following weekend. Jack agrees to take his place but a little too much of the celebratory spirit leads to him and Victor tying the groom nude to a lamp-post.

S5, Ep6. Jack and Victor decide to look up Winston in his new seaside home. S5, Ep7. Winston recalls the daddy of all Hogmanays, in the dim and distant past when Craiglang knew how to throw a party.

See also TV Schedule. Getting Started Contributor Zone ». Top Gap. See more gaps ». Add episode. Isa phoned Winston who confronted the rogue officers and knocked them out with Shug's sock and snooker ball. Winston had saved his friends due to Shug's help. Boaby caught Tam and threatened to bar him, but Shug and his friends still continued to play to the end. Unfortunately for the lads, the jackpot was won by Edith.

Shug returned in Series 7's Job to help Winston get rid of his parking ticket. The two snuck into the office part of the building where they hold documents while Boaby was receiving his reward for helping Pete the Jakey when he was alive.

In the end Methadone Mick ended up finding the ticket in the bin and Winston was still charged. Still Game Wiki Explore. Wiki Content. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? Edit source History Talk 0. Trivia [ ] As of the final episode "Over the Hill", Shug is the only elderly character main or recurring who isn't confirmed to be deceased by that point.

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